The
top 20 holiday tunes of all time, according to staff members at Billboard
magazine, needs some “tidying up” on this end to comply with our “previously
stated requirement” that the songs be among those that are likely to be played
on the radio.
In
this case, we’re talking about an adult contemporary station owned by Curtis
Media Group of New Bern, N.C. – WMGV-FM: Magic 103.3 / 95.5.
Knocked
out of consideration, therefore, are: No 18 – The Waitresses and “Christmas
Wrapping” (1981); No. 13 – Ariana Grande and “Santa Tell Me” (2014); and No. 8
– Run-D.M.C. and “Christmas in Hollis” (1987).
With
these “disqualifications” now out of the way…let the countdown resume:
No.20:
Chuck Berry – “Run Rudolph Run” – 1958. The song was written by Berry but
credited to Johnny Marks, due to Marks’ trademark on the character of Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The tune’s melody is eerily similar to Berry’s “Johnny
B. Goode.”
Billboard’s
Taylor Mims said: “There was a time when rock’n’roll and Christmas would have
felt like conflicting themes, but Chuck Berry was up to the task of bridging
them.
With Berry’s signature guitar riffs, ‘Run Rudolph Run’ could melodically
fit on any secular rock record, but his whimsical lyrics of ‘Rudolph whizzin’
like a shootin’ star’ make it a holiday staple.”
Be
sure to take the freeway down.
No.
19: Bobby Helms – “Jingle Bell Rock” – 1957. Written by Joseph Carleton Beal
and James Ross Boothe, who were public relations and advertising executives,
respectively. However, Helms and guitarist Hank Garland said they essentially
had to rewrite the entire song, because it was so bad.
“Helms’
country influence and well-timed guitar twang make ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ a
feel-good song that puts people in the festive spirit,” said Billboard’s Josh
Glicksman. “The underlying sleigh bells ringing throughout the entirety of the
song bump up the score a few notches.”
No.
17: Joni Mitchell – “River” – 1971. Mitchell wrote the song “River” for her
iconic 1971 album “Blue,” expressing regret and longing after a breakup with
Graham Nash, wishing for a frozen Canadian “river to skate away on” to escape
her troubles around Christmas time. The lyrics famously capture a sense of
personal responsibility for a failed relationship.
“There
needed to be a song that embraces the sorrow of Christmas,” commented
Billboard’s Thom Duffy.
No.
16: The Beach Boys – “Little Saint Nick” – 1963. Written by Brian Wilson and
Mike Love, two of the original five members of the band that formed in
Hawthorne, Calif., in 1961.
“This
enduring hit, which shares melodic and rhythmic elements with the group’s
‘Little Deuce Coupe,’ gives a holiday slant to The Beach Boys’ trademark
harmonies and penchant for lyrics about classic cars, this time around
envisioning Santa’s sleigh as a candy apple red hot rod,” reported Billboard’s
Jessica Nicholson.
She
makes notice of “the group’s reedy, sugary harmonies mixed with sleigh bells
and a glockenspiel at times.”
No.
15: Judy Garland, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – 1944. Written in
1943 by Hugh Martin, this song was introduced by Garland in the 1944 MGM
musical “Meet Me in St. Louis.”
Garland
promises her kid sister that they’ll “muddle through somehow” as their family
plans to move away from their beloved hometown,” wrote Billboard’s Katie
Anderson. “A lot of people can relate to this melancholy-yet-hopeful ballad
delivered with Garland’s reassuring, velvety voice.”
No.
14: Andy Williams – “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” – 1963. Written
by Edward Pola and George Wyle.
“Andy
Williams’ declaration of love for the holiday season is the unofficial theme
song for Christmas,” wrote Billboard’s Rania Aniftos. “It embodies what makes
Christmas so special: time spent with family, snow on the ground, mistletoe at
cocktail parties and an overall sense of joy. It truly captures the
‘hap-happiest season of all.’”
Aniftos
said the song is “the most schmaltzy” of all the Christmas songs. “From gushing
over the ‘parties for hosting / marshmallows for toasting / and caroling out in
the snow’… it’s like Santa flew in on his sleigh from the North Pole and wrote
the song himself.”
No.
12: Elvis Presley – “Blue Christmas” – 1957. Written by Billy Hayes and Jay W.
Johnson, “Blue Christmas” was first recorded by Doye O’Dell. It was
“popularized” the following year in three separate recordings – by country
artist Ernest Tubb, by musical conductor and arranger Hugo Winterhalter and his
orchestra and chorus and by bandleader Russ Morgan and his orchestra.
Presley
cemented the status of “Blue Christmas” as a rock’n’roll holiday classic in
1957, bringing attention to the backing vocal group, the Jordanaires.
All
it took for Elvis to claim the song, according to Billboard’s Andrew
Unterberger, was “one quivering ‘I’ll… have… a… bluuuuuuue… Christmas… without
you….’”
(Personally,
this is one highly overrated Christmas song that I can do without.)
No.
11: Vince Guaraldi Trio – “Christmas Time Is Here” – 1965. Written by Vince
Guaraldi and Lee Mendelson for the 1965 CBS television special “A Charlie Brown
Christmas,” which was one of the first animated Christmas specials produced for
network television in the United States.
Two
versions were included on the album “A Charlie Brown Christmas” – an
instrumental version by the Vince Guaraldi Trio and a vocal version by
choristers from St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in San Rafael, Calif.
Unable
to secure a credible lyricist, Mendelson sat down at his kitchen table and
wrote “Christmas Time Is Here” in about 10 minutes. “It was a poem that just
came to me,” Mendelson said. “Vince got a bunch of little kids together to sing
it.”
Billboard’s
Joe Lynch said: “Like Charles Schulz’s ‘Peanuts’ comic strip, the Vince
Guaraldi Trio’s music is suited for everyday Americana without personifying it.
It’s a loving, heartfelt tribute to Christmas that doesn’t kowtow to its
commercial expectations.”
Another
of the Vince Guaraldi Trio songs from the Peanuts’ TV special, “O Tannenbaum,” checked
in at No. 62 on the Billboard all-time list of favorite Christmas tunes.
And
one more song that should have been included is the high-energy number titled
“Linus and Lucy.” Music critics say “Linus and Lucy” has become “one of the
most recognizable instrumental compositions in American popular culture.”
“It
has been closely associated with the Peanuts characters, particularly Snoopy,
whose animated dance sequences helped solidify the piece’s connection to joy
and nostalgia.”
Furthermore,
“the composition is widely regarded as Vince Guaraldi’s signature work and is a
staple of jazz education.”
No.
10: Donny Hathaway – “This Christmas” – 1970. Written by Hathaway and Nadine
McKinnor. She was a postal worker in Chicago who jotted down the original
lyrics during a huge snowstorm in 1967, while “thinking of the holiday refrains
of Nat King Cole, and singing to herself.”
She
became “associated with” Hathaway through a home remodeling contractor who was
doing work for each party…and connected the dots.
Phil
Upchurch, a guitarist and songwriter, said the Hathaway-McKinnor song is
“absolutely the premier holiday song written by African-Americans.”
Billboard’s
Gail Mitchell commented: “Soul pioneer Hathaway’s prodigious talents as a
songwriter, arranger, musician and vocalist perfectly capture the joy, fun,
blessings and love that embody the spirit of the holiday season, set to an
upbeat groove.”
“Hathaway’s
original is a heartfelt holiday anthem for Black America that’s since become a
popular modern standard,” she added.
No.
9: Bruce Springsteen – “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – 1982.
Written in 1934
by Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie, the song was first recorded by banjoist
Harry Reser and His Orchestra. It was covered the same year by Eddie Cantor and
became a hit. Another version was recorded by George Hall and His Orchestra,
with vocals by Sonny Schuyler.
The
song has been since been recorded by more than 200 artists, including Neil
Diamond, whose raucous recording of “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” was the
centerpiece of his 1992 “The Christmas Album.”
Neil Diamond and his wife, Katie McNeill Diamond.
(Hence, Billboard’s determination
that Springsteen’s version is the very best needs to be accompanied by a giant
asterisk.)
No.
7: José Feliciano – “Feliz Navidad” – 1970. Feliciano, a Puerto Rican
singer-songwriter, wrote what he calls the “first ever bilingual Christmas
song” in the middle of the summer in Los Angeles, because he was feeling
homesick for his native land.
With
its simple, heartfelt lyrics – the traditional Spanish Christmas/New Year
greeting “Feliz Navidad, próspero año y Felicidad” (“Merry Christmas, a
prosperous year and happiness”), followed by text in English words “I wanna
wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart,” it has become a
Christmas classic and has gained popularity around the world.
(In
our family, the holiday season officially arrives when the first notes from the
1967 “Tijuana Christmas” album blare through the speakers. Songs were
performed by a group called The Border Brass.)
No.
6: Brenda Lee – “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – 1958.
Written by Johnny
Marks (shown below), he asked 13-year-old Brenda Lee to record his song. She willingly
obliged.
The recording session featured Hank Garland and Harold Bradley on
guitar, Floyd Cramer on piano, Boots Randolph on saxophone, Bob Moore on double
bass and Buddy Harman on drums.
“The
rockabilly accents gave this record a timely quality back then, and now are
charmingly retro,” said Billboard’s Paul Grein.
No.
5: Bing Crosby – “White Christmas” – 1947. Written by Irving Berlin for the
1942 musical “Holiday Inn,” the song was performed by Bing Crosby and fully
embraced by American troops during World War II.
Crosby’s
1947 re-recording of “White Christmas” is the version that best reflects
Berlin’s “deft lyrical detail and simplicity,” according to Billboard’s Joe
Lynch.
“‘White
Christmas’ is a melancholy, even elegiac, meditation on the simple things that
make life worth living,” Lynch said.
No.
4: Wham! – “Last Christmas” – 1984.
Written, performed and recorded by Wham!
member George Michael without the participation of the other member of the
British duo – Andrew Ridgeley. The song is much loved by many.
George
Messenger of Potomac, Md., is not among them. A contributor to the National
Review, a conservative magazine based in New York City, Messenger said George
Michael “seems to have a unique talent for ruining Christmas music, and ‘Last
Christmas’ is the worst of all.”
“Something
about the premise of the song is incredibly frustrating to me, and to be
honest, strikes me as utter nonsense,” Messenger wrote. “Last Christmas, I gave
you my heart / But the very next day, you gave it away.” What does that mean?
No.
3: Nat King Cole – “The Christmas Song – 1961. Written in 1945 by Robert Wells
and Mel Tormé, “The Christmas Song” (commonly subtitled “Chestnuts Roasting on
an Open Fire” or, as it was originally subtitled, “Merry Christmas to You”) was
first recorded by The Nat King Cole Trio in 1946.
Cole
continued to tinker with different arrangements for the song, eventually
settling on a stereophonic version in 1961, with a full orchestra arranged and
conducted by Ralph Carmichael.
Billboard’s
Katie Anderson remarked: “With a voice like hot chocolate poured over a lush
string arrangement, there’s only one word for Nat King Cole’s recording of ‘The
Christmas Song’ – warm. The definitive version of the classic…wraps listeners
up in a thick wool blanket as they sit fireside roasting chestnuts, even as it
invokes ice-cold images of Jack Frost and Eskimos.”
“It’s
no wonder that the song is generically titled ‘The Christmas Song,’ because it
perfectly encapsulates the best of Christmas music with its sense of homey
familiarity and cozy warmth.”
No.
2: Darlene Love – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – 1963. Written by Phil
Spector, Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry.
This is the song that David Letterman
invited Love to sing once a year on his show, beginning in 1986. Her appearance
became one of Letterman’s “favorite Christmas traditions,” an annual event for
as long as his show aired (through 2014).
“Love’s
signature song is a layered, lush pop symphony from first note to the last,”
said Billboard’s Melinda Newman. “The song wraps itself around you like a warm,
flannel Christmas blanket.”
No.
1: Mariah Carey – “All I Want for Christmas Is You” – 1994. Written by Carey
and Walter Afanasieff. The New Yorker magazine said the song is “one of the few
worthy modern additions to the holiday canon.”
“‘All
I Want for Christmas Is You’ is all about wanting a significant other more than
anything for the holidays,” said Billboard’s Heran Mamo, “and Carey somehow
manages to capture that warm, fuzzy feeling with statements like ‘I don’t care
about the presents underneath the Christmas tree’ and ‘I don’t need to hang my
stocking there upon the fireplace.’”
“Carey’s
wish list remains focused on receiving the ultimate gift: love.”