Was
the 1932 presidential election a referendum on “fishing” – saltwater versus
freshwater?
That’s
a simplistic view of it, but one political commentator was convinced voters’
fishing preferences would tip the outcome.
This
was the opinion voiced by the late William Penn Adair Rogers, the leading
“political wit and the highest paid Hollywood film star” in this era.
He
was known far and wide simply as Will Rogers. He was a Cherokee citizen
born in 1870 near Oologah, Okla. Rogers listed his occupation as “American
stage and film actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper
columnist and social commentator.”
He
was admired and revered as an all-American “character.”
Rogers
amused his fans with his dagnabbit-it-all earthy anecdotes, and his folksy
style allowed him to poke fun at everyone in the public eye…even himself.
He
said: “When I die, my epitaph, or whatever you call those signs on gravestones,
is going to read: ‘I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never
met a man I didn’t like.’ I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it
can be carved.”
In
the 1932 contest for U.S. president, pitting Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt
against Republican Herbert Hoover, the incumbent, Rogers suggested that the election
“will be settled on fish.”
Forget
the Great Depression, Rogers said. The issue is: “Do you want a deep-sea
fisherman (Roosevelt) in the White House – flounders and cod – or a big trout
and perch man? Like Hoover.”
As
election day drew nigh, Rogers advised the candidates: “You two boys just get
the weight of the world off your shoulders and go fishing. Both of you claim to
like to fish.”
“Now
instead of calling each other names…you can do everybody a big favor by going
fishing, and you will be surprised, but the (nation) will keep right on running
while you boys are sitting on the bank.”
“Then
come back next Wednesday, and we will let you know which one of you is the
lesser of the two evils,” Rogers said.
When
the ballots were counted, Hoover carried only six states, primarily in the New
England region.
Thus,
Franklin Roosevelt’s victory wasn’t so much about the electorate’s “fishing preferences,”
although Rogers’ predictions made for great theater.
Americans
voted for Roosevelt’s promise of “New Deal” programs that would lift the nation
out of the Great Depression.
James
Slowes, a contributor to the White House Historical Association, opined: “Fishing
will continue to be enjoyed by people across America. It is ingrained in our
history and collective memory, and will always likely be a recreational
activity that is appreciated by presidents searching for a respite from the
pressures and duties of the nation’s highest public office.”
Rogers
went a bit farther when he stated: “If all politicians fished instead of spoke
publicly, we would be at peace with the world.”
Perhaps
that inspired the late Doug Larson of Sturgeon Bay, Wis., a veteran newspaper
columnist to write: “If people concentrated on the really important things in
life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.”
Country
music fans enjoy the wisdom of Earl Dibbles Jr., alter ego of Granger Smith,
who says: “I got 99 problems and fishin’ solves all of ‘em.”
Now,
there was a president who enjoyed the water, but as a swimmer more so than as a
fisherman.
He
was John Quincy Adams (1825-29), who relished his pre-dawn swims in the Potomac
River, and “like other river bathers,” Adams swam unencumbered by swimming
trunks.
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